When you pretend to order pizza to eat but you smear the pizza all over your naked body and invite the old women next door to eat of your body. You save a slice and make your "home made mayo" and put on the the slice and watch as she eats it.
by No gnomes sherlock July 12, 2021
A sex act in which the dominant partner spits and hacks up loogies on the submissive partner. Especially popular among practitioners of sadomasochism.
by iagojones August 21, 2009
by ThottieWiddaBoddie May 18, 2020
October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender
“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”
“yeah he does that lmao”
“yeah he does that lmao”
by dirty chris lover 33 October 19, 2019