Created in 1879 by Winston Wellington, the act of helicoptering the dick involves the circular spinning motion of the penis.
Works for all penis sizes and if performed correctly makes the penis appear an inch or two larger than usually is.
It is a quick and easy way to impress a lady, or ladies. Law enforcement officers and land-lords are impervious to the act and it is not advised to use it in situations involving either or both.
Works for all penis sizes and if performed correctly makes the penis appear an inch or two larger than usually is.
It is a quick and easy way to impress a lady, or ladies. Law enforcement officers and land-lords are impervious to the act and it is not advised to use it in situations involving either or both.
by MrHelicopter October 2, 2011
When a man dry-humps in a circular motion, and his dick spins around like helicopter blades.
It makes girls go all tingly and ur dick will grow like 2 sizes, it works.
It also works for guys, but they're not as impressed because they can do it to, but if you do it together it's a blast.
It makes girls go all tingly and ur dick will grow like 2 sizes, it works.
It also works for guys, but they're not as impressed because they can do it to, but if you do it together it's a blast.
Thank you little buddy, when you spin around like that all the girls let you in them, I like it too.
Shr didn't like my puns but what got her was the helicopter dick.
Shr didn't like my puns but what got her was the helicopter dick.
by PoppyCock. 8=D April 30, 2016
The art of helicopter dick is when a man pulls down his pants and knickers to showcase his penis to the world by shaking his hips like Shakira and flopping his semi-hard cock in a clockwise direction.
It's not easy executing the helicopter dick but someone's gotta do it. *Rips off pants like Magic Money and gives the audience what they have been waiting for by unleashing below average sized cock and balls.*
by Trap Monroe February 2, 2018
when you spin your hips in a circular motion so your penis looks like a helicopter rotor. Seen in the lonely island music video 3 way
by dapredakiller June 2, 2011
Abhorrent pelvic gyrations performed by human males causing their flacid penis to flail about in a most uncomplementary manner; typically performed in the presence of a human female in a misguided attempt to impress her during the mating ritual.
Mary had considered "going all the way" with Bob until she witnessed the horror of him performing the Helicopter Dick, at which point she suddenly lost any and all sexual desire.
by TexasUnicorn November 27, 2017
A dance invented by Adam Morehouse, aka "Novawar" from the popular youtube channel LifesAGlitchTV. Usually preformed sitting in a desk chair, and always preformed to dubstep, most commonly the song "Bangarang" by Skrillex, it involves pumping your fists up into the air, as well as backstroking repeatedly. The dance is a reference to a time LAGTV went to a dubstep club and witness a man pull out his penis and proceed to flail it around to the beat of the dubstep. According to Adam, the dance can solve all of your relationship problems.
by Andrewist January 15, 2014
Verb: The act of actually caring about a girl’s interests and personality vs just trying to get into her pants.
I hope Jenni reads the definition of helicopter dick so that she understands I actually care about people instead of being a tool.
by Zee of the Es Fam August 14, 2019