when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.
Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
by elliot0084 June 10, 2008
by LOX_Lox May 28, 2007
The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.
by TheReckoning7 April 15, 2018
by Trianglesoflove January 2, 2017
Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'
Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''
Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''
Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.
Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low
Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''
Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''
Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.
Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low
by LankymanDan November 9, 2009
by [Insert penis here] July 31, 2011
A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.
by moneybanks$$$$ April 8, 2011