The fucking sexiest and cutest man alive. He played roles in Teen Wolf, The Intership and The Maze Runner. He also has the greatest and cutest smile and moles, a really nice booty and hands.
A: Hey ,do you know Dylan O'Brien?
B: Oh, you mean Dylan, my future husband and the cutest smol bean in the entire world?
B: Oh, you mean Dylan, my future husband and the cutest smol bean in the entire world?
by 3urrit0 July 23, 2017
Dylan O'Brien is possibly the sweetest man to live on this earth. He is so admirable and straight GORGEOUS I think I might die. Not only is he kind and amazing to his fans but he is also so hot that I could make some damn steak on him. When he winks I just collapse, so if you find me on the floor... blame Dylan.
In conclusion, I may be a little obsessed with Dylan... ok I live for him, but look at him he's gorgeous.
In conclusion, I may be a little obsessed with Dylan... ok I live for him, but look at him he's gorgeous.
Me: OMG I LOVE DYLAN O'BRIEN!
Friend:ew wtf no
Me:Watch the 3 maze runners, teen wolf and get out of my sight
*3 days later*
Friend: Omgggg I like Dylan O'Brien
Me: GET OUT OF MY FACE
(Based on true events)
Friend:ew wtf no
Me:Watch the 3 maze runners, teen wolf and get out of my sight
*3 days later*
Friend: Omgggg I like Dylan O'Brien
Me: GET OUT OF MY FACE
(Based on true events)
by TheRealGoogle>:) May 17, 2021
Only the nicest sexiest hottest man that has ever walked the earth. He is humble and kind and I could cook bacon on him, and I would eat it off his torso if he let me. If you see me dead it is cause I finally met Dylan O'Brien and had a heat stroke and a panic attack all at once and died. Lord help Dylan he is to perfect for us. We do not deserve his amazingness and perfectness and handsomeness and everything about him makes me speechless. FUCK you if you don't like him, he is a angel that must be protected at all costs
Person 1- I would let Dylan O'Brien suffocate me with his thighs.
Person 2- Dylan O'Brien could punch me and I would still love him, hell I would pay him.
Person 3- I would let him choke me and throw me across the room, then rape me, and I would give him all my money.
Person 1&2- what the fuck
Person 2- Dylan O'Brien could punch me and I would still love him, hell I would pay him.
Person 3- I would let him choke me and throw me across the room, then rape me, and I would give him all my money.
Person 1&2- what the fuck
by Just a country girl May 2, 2022
A term for someone who has absolutely no girls, but talks mad shit about his homies' girlfriends. He also has a tiny penis.
Person 1: Your girlfriend is so mid. I would never date her
Person 2: Shut up. You're such a Dylan O'Brien
Person 2: Shut up. You're such a Dylan O'Brien
by AJ McGinty December 7, 2022
The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.
Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell
by Just a country girl July 18, 2022
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