a. The most aggressive and badass honey badger in a group.

b. The honey badger with even less than zero fucks to give
Look at that honey badger kicking the shit out of all those lions! He’s a real Curtis!
by Damo Cad February 12, 2019
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Curtis is a very humble, laid back person. He Is told on the regular his penis Is huge and he always shoots large loads of cum
Woah did u see that guy curtis, the video of him stroking his big penis and cumming. I'd say his penis is about 8 inches
by Pressure March 18, 2017
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Curtis a usually the most handsome black male you'll ever meet, a great best friend, athletic and smart. Although just his smile will melt your heart, get on his bad side and sgit will get real. People mistake this godly handsome being for a player, but beneath his A1 sexual activity he's just the shit.
Damn Hilary..i had me a curtis last night mmmh
by Jamminjammin November 4, 2015
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Verb. To pull a Curtis is to agree to do something then, when the actual time comes, to not turn up. Then, when questioned about not turning up, to give a terrible -- yet vaguely believable -- excuse as to why you could not.
Person 1: "Yeah, yeah, spanking on Thursday... Yeah, yeah I'll be there."

Person 2: "Dammit, he didn't turn up. He totally pulled a Curtis on us!"
by EonVankmer December 30, 2013
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"Curtis" - Part of Speech = verb, Other forms: Curtising, Curtised
Definition: To consider all possible outcomes of a particular situation or course of action to the point of excess; usually associated with those of the astrological sign, Libra; never in balance, but makes the individual an excellent Student Advisor
He's Curtising again!
by coolcashingc April 2, 2012
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