This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.
by Flint Brigsbee April 27, 2007
by Jesus Rules! May 9, 2005
The greatest team to support
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones
by CPFC180 April 11, 2021
most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
crystal palace are the most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
by bermondsey male choir June 13, 2007
Blue and red team based in South East London .🦅 Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat 🏆 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1👇
by m__arcus__ February 29, 2020
1) Famous for having a set of idiots in charge including simon jordan.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.
He never stood a chance, just like palace then.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.
by ValleyFloydJames August 22, 2005
loved by the fans. the one true team in english football. worshiped by many other sets of fans including charlton, millwall, brighton etc.
by god December 10, 2004