Person 1: *Turns head* Wow...couldn't miss that chick she was fucking huge !!!
Person 2: *Covers eyes* no way man..that bitch is THICK...
Person 3: No man....Shes a CRUSHER !!!
Person 2: *Covers eyes* no way man..that bitch is THICK...
Person 3: No man....Shes a CRUSHER !!!
by Chinkzilla December 5, 2003
by crusher (yeah, really, it is me!) January 14, 2005
(noun) Lexus LX470; It's an overly large SUV which is nothing but a thinly disguised Toyota Land Cruiser; Hence "Cruiser" becomes "Crusher"
Person A: Are you going to pick her up in the Crusher?
Person B: Ugh, I hate driving that fat pig, I'll take the VW.
Person B: Ugh, I hate driving that fat pig, I'll take the VW.
by You can call me...Tim July 24, 2005
by PWNZ0R August 31, 2003
The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.
Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand
Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand
Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff
by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021
by kamikaze.soul July 27, 2004
"Hey beat it, the crushers are coming."
" That crusher is watching you so don't lift anything."
"If that alarm goes off the crushers will be him in a minute."
" That crusher is watching you so don't lift anything."
"If that alarm goes off the crushers will be him in a minute."
by SeaPilot June 30, 2009