by IbreathAir February 17, 2021
pronounced "la crotch"
fizzy drink in flavors such as: hint of hint of lime, shy watermelon, imagine like a strawberry but with low battery.
fizzy drink in flavors such as: hint of hint of lime, shy watermelon, imagine like a strawberry but with low battery.
by tachoe September 23, 2018
To absolutely lose your shit because of the ineffectiveness of a technology, system, or institution.
Please don't tell him the convoluted method they use to decide where to seat their customers. He'll Croix-Rage for sure.
by indaloendro March 2, 2021
Come with me, ma cherie, accompany me at once to my little pied à terre just outside Paris.
But this is Elephant and Castle; Eurostar doesn't leave from here. And I can't enter France without my passport.
Who said anything about France?
Where is your place, exactly?
Croix Nouveau, naturellement, ma petite poulette!
But this is Elephant and Castle; Eurostar doesn't leave from here. And I can't enter France without my passport.
Who said anything about France?
Where is your place, exactly?
Croix Nouveau, naturellement, ma petite poulette!
by John McCririck's Unlucky Laundress October 12, 2005
1. The Cross
2 . A beverage distributed by Sundance Beverage Company containing "No Calories, No Artificial Sweeteners, Sodium Free". Comes in pure (unflavored), berry, coconut, cran-raspberry, lemon, lime, orange, lemon-lime, peach-pear, mango, passion fruit, apricot and pamplemousse (grapefruit).
3. A drink often found in the homes of your stuck up health nut or vegetarian "but I also eat sushi" friends
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
2 . A beverage distributed by Sundance Beverage Company containing "No Calories, No Artificial Sweeteners, Sodium Free". Comes in pure (unflavored), berry, coconut, cran-raspberry, lemon, lime, orange, lemon-lime, peach-pear, mango, passion fruit, apricot and pamplemousse (grapefruit).
3. A drink often found in the homes of your stuck up health nut or vegetarian "but I also eat sushi" friends
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
"Yo! Do you have any -add ritzy sparkling water brand name- (example: Perrier, S. Pellegrino)?"
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
"Nah man, but I got dis La Croix!"
"La Croix?! What's that?? Is that like Santana DVX?"
"It's like Perrier bromedog!"
"Iiiigght! I can dig it! Toss me one stud muffinator!"
*proceeds to throw can, friend does not catch, soda breaks expensive family heirloom*
by djrapist February 17, 2015
by Loucus July 31, 2022