A woman,usually addicted to drugs, alcohol or both that hooks up and cohabitates with a male on disability. That way she always knows that there is a guaranteed government check arriving like clockwork plus she is always eligible for food stamps. She knows that due to the crippled person she is riding not much sex is involved plus she has a babysitter for her twice a month child visitation days. Always a plus to a cripp rider are the prescription pain pills her mule can acquire for her.
Look at that damn cripp rider hanging out in front of the VA HOSPITAL. Her old man just died from complications from his injuries in Ahfganistan yesterday and she's already looking for another ride. Nasty bitch. (Bitch) (check) (whore) (scumbag) (filth)
by Papasquatch October 18, 2015
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Terry Cripps Is a very sexy and powerful man, if your lucky enough he will kidnap you and nonce you.

Terry Cripps is very famous HE WAS ON NINJA WORRIER
Yr6: whos that?
Yr7: oh that’s Terry Cripps he’s very sexy
-Terry walks over-
-Terry kidnaps the yr6-
Yr6: WOW IM SO LUCKY
by TERRYCRIPPS September 22, 2019
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Fat boy who can’t reach his knees. If it asks for food make sure you don’t give it any as he well abolish it
Oh god it’s fletcher cripps asking for food
by Cathal loughlin November 23, 2021
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Take action to assault someone in a sporting match
Rory Laird is about to go Cripps on the umpires
by Cripps fan April 13, 2023
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He is a homie and runs a town Called garawood in his gang called cripion crew there leader is there dad who joe has a bond with they are mad bros and love Alia and girls plus they say it’s an honour to be one of them
“Hey what’s your name”said Henrymy name is joe cripps”joe replied then Henry said “don’t hurt me”
by Joe crisps November 28, 2018
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A large monster who usually hangs outside McDonald’s waiting to pounce. Be careful the big red tomato will eat you if you are seen
What’s that red blob? Oh it’s fletch cripps
by Cathal loughlin November 23, 2021
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