Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.
JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.
Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden
Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden
by CKYass September 28, 2009
While receiving a blow job the privileged receiver holds the nostrils of the submissive giver restricting airflow while sucking and when the giver stops for a breath of air the receiver slaps the giver across the face as hard as they can allowing the giver to gasp for air before the receiver shoves the givers mouth down on shaft while shouting "diver down"
by Captain receiver March 24, 2011
He is an animal crossing character (frog) that should be held up high for having the best accent and the most trimmed mustache.
Did you make sure to drop muffins off to Cousteau’s house?
Have you decorated the outside of Cousteau’s area yet??
Cousteau is the best animal crossing villager ever!
Have you decorated the outside of Cousteau’s area yet??
Cousteau is the best animal crossing villager ever!
by TheRealAlDefinitions December 9, 2020
While banging a girl doggy, you shove her head under the water until she starts blowing air bubbles like Jacques Cousteau the deep sea diver.
Homie was banging this chick in the pool the other night, and suddenly out of nowhere he pulled The Cousteau on the girl. He grabbed the back of her hair and shoved her underwater. It didn't take long until she was blowing bubbles like a deep sea diver.
by Slack73 April 12, 2016