Cornflaking

When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.

In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.

I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.

Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!

by Dangen December 30, 2008

Cornflake

Cornflake (n) : a Conservative that postures as crunchy and delicious, but becomes a soggy mess when immersed in reality.

My cornflake cousin that won't stop posting MAGA memes just flushed his razor blade while screeching like a pterodactyl.

by Doyu January 18, 2019

CORNFLAKES

The act of going up and catching passes over a defender in football.

We're gonna get some CORNFLAKES on you!!!

by Philip Rivers 17 December 16, 2009

cornflake

a dry, corny person who is mildly hillbilly

my neighbor is such a freakin cornflake

by jenefiero May 16, 2005

Cornflake

An individual from the American Midwest who is easily offended due to their unique sensitivities.

I just made a little joke about Chelsea Clinton running for president and John from Idaho spent the next three days crying into his beer. What a cornflake.

by SantaFeTrail-er June 13, 2018

Cornflake

A specific type of booger, resembling a traditional cornflake cereal piece. Typically obtained by depressing one's finger firmly, into the septum of the nose. It is generally made up of standard booger, dried blood and sometimes scab like material.

"Dude, get your finger out of your nose. What are you, digging for gold?"

"Oh man, check out this cornflake..."

"Woah. That's awesome."

by P. Rat January 14, 2017

cornflake

An old, tired Conservative, or Republican, that whines about everything.

Mitch McConnell is such a cornflake!

by MacKat007 July 10, 2018