When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.
In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.
In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.
I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.
Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!
Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!
by Dangen December 31, 2009
Cornflake (n) : a Conservative that postures as crunchy and delicious, but becomes a soggy mess when immersed in reality.
My cornflake cousin that won't stop posting MAGA memes just flushed his razor blade while screeching like a pterodactyl.
by Doyu January 18, 2019
by Philip Rivers 17 December 16, 2009
by jenefiero May 15, 2005
I just made a little joke about Chelsea Clinton running for president and John from Idaho spent the next three days crying into his beer. What a cornflake.
by SantaFeTrail-er June 7, 2018
Mitch McConnell is such a cornflake!
by MacKat007 July 11, 2018
A specific type of booger, resembling a traditional cornflake cereal piece. Typically obtained by depressing one's finger firmly, into the septum of the nose. It is generally made up of standard booger, dried blood and sometimes scab like material.
"Dude, get your finger out of your nose. What are you, digging for gold?"
"Oh man, check out this cornflake..."
"Woah. That's awesome."
"Oh man, check out this cornflake..."
"Woah. That's awesome."
by P. Rat January 14, 2017