Someone who is not like anyone else you’ve met. She has your wrapped around her finger in seconds. She is an incredibly strong girl who’s been through a lot but she doesn’t let her past phase her. She’s a badass like that. She is so hot and has the most impeccable style. She owns who she is and she’s not afraid of what people might think. She is an amazing person who cares for others but knows excalty how to take care of herself and live life the good way. Everyone should look up to Colette and love her for who she is because she is Extraordinary.
Human: That girl is so cool, I want to be like that.
Human 2: Yep, that’s colette, no one could ever be like that, she is amazing.
Human 2: Yep, that’s colette, no one could ever be like that, she is amazing.
by _mother_chucker March 6, 2019
by #icantbernie September 5, 2011
A fucking hot bitch that seems to be hated by guys a lot. Intellectual yet naive and gullible, she falls for the guy who hates her and owns her in Mario Kart. But no more, a new day will dawn and she will own all the peoples' asses who hated on her and her gigantic boobs and hot body. YES, THE DAY WILL COME WHEN COLETTE WILL BE THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
by WoooopWoooopWooop August 2, 2009
Super slut. Has lots of friends in different places.. but for different reasons.... Sleeps around, easy, whore. will do anything for a guy to like her. wears short shorts and see-through tank tops so you can see her badongadongs.. theyre HUGE! if guys even flirt with her she will lift up her shirt and throw them down and start seducing them with her crop tops and shorty short shorts... not a good person to be around... for girls..... super popular with boys.
girl: " look at that girl! i can see her boobs through that shirt! she is SUCH a Colette!"
boy: "i better go talk to her so shell lift up her shirt, throw me down, and start seducing me... i love those shorty short shorts!"
girl: "you are sick! i bet she does that with everyone"
boy: "thats why i love colettes! and theyre friends. oh look her friend is wearing a seethrough crop top! what a perfect combination"
boy #2: " i call the colette with the rainbow bra under the white seethrough tank top!"
Colettes: " come over here so we can show you our boobs! and our vaginas! we can have a fivesome!
boy and boy#2: LETS GO
girl: "wait for me! wow those colettes really are sexy!"
boy: "i better go talk to her so shell lift up her shirt, throw me down, and start seducing me... i love those shorty short shorts!"
girl: "you are sick! i bet she does that with everyone"
boy: "thats why i love colettes! and theyre friends. oh look her friend is wearing a seethrough crop top! what a perfect combination"
boy #2: " i call the colette with the rainbow bra under the white seethrough tank top!"
Colettes: " come over here so we can show you our boobs! and our vaginas! we can have a fivesome!
boy and boy#2: LETS GO
girl: "wait for me! wow those colettes really are sexy!"
by bigboobedmasta March 10, 2010
Colette is a bitch
by Wonderbut123 February 19, 2019
She likes sniffing the insides of ovens in the poor Italian resteraunt doen the street. It doesn’t seem to weird that many people out though because she’s done it so many times. The chef even invites her in for her daily sniffs of what was cooking in the kitchen that day. Among sniffing weird things, she has warp sudden attraction for people named Daniel. In particular one who partakes in soccer and is extremely intelligent. Colette has a main name she goes by which is Bowlette Bim.
by Harambe for prez September 27, 2018
Will report you to the FB manager. Interests are typically search parties and one star reviews, especially on obituaries of misknown acquaintances. Loves country music and her dogs Toby and Keith.
by Kable Kronies April 24, 2019