cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper

ahhh my weener is in my zipper

by EROCK February 2, 2003

cockmunch

a man one does not like

That George Bush/that bloke on the telly/the right honourable member is a right cockmunch, isn't he?

by GregS July 26, 2005

cockmuncher

someone who nibbles or munches on cock

by Anonymous February 2, 2003

cockmunch

to munch on tha cock

See V1TNAM

by buckweet April 9, 2004

CockMuncher

Anyone Named Benji

Wow That Benji is Such a Cockmuncher

by 666Forever March 26, 2009

cockmuncher

A male chicken

The farmer decided it's time to get a new cockmuncher for his hens.

by TheoThoughts September 11, 2009