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cockmuncher

The farmer decided it's time to get a new cockmuncher for his hens.
cockmuncher by TheoThoughts September 11, 2009

cockmuncher

A cockmuncher is a term that refers to someone who uses teeth when giving head.
"Hey Johnny how was your head last night?"
"Not good, she was a cockmuncher, I still have teeth marks on my dick, she was like a fucking vampire."

"Dude my dick hurts so much."
"Why?"
"My cats a cockmuncher"
cockmuncher by TheGreatJamal April 9, 2010

cockmuncher

a person who's is definitively named Elijah who constantly devours the male genitalia nigga
hey elijah you cockmuncher
cockmuncher by iamtherealcockmuncher December 25, 2021

Smegma Cockmuncher

A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.
I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher

Fucking Cockmuncher 

Generally a phrase used to express severe dislike of a certain event or phenomenon.
Kid 1: We have a chemistry test today.
Kid 2: Fucking cockmuncher, man.

Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher 

I like your big willy and cock your munch Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher
hmmmm big Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher