by kooli December 9, 2002
Someone who talks on and on about America, andd how it is better than everything else, Also wants to go to Westpoint college and get fucked by broad shouldered girls with deep voices. This person most likely acts like he has a lot of self confidence, but fails
by Gstringsnagger December 8, 2010
by andrew strong November 15, 2006
From Wikipedia.com Chode is a synonym of perineum: The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals (in both males and females). Chode (not to be confused with "choad" meaning a penis that has a width bigger than length)(wikipedia)
Go to wikipedia for more synonyms like gooch and taint(from a contraction of "it ain't", as in "'Tain't penis, and 'tain't ass")
Go to wikipedia for more synonyms like gooch and taint(from a contraction of "it ain't", as in "'Tain't penis, and 'tain't ass")
by BigBatton November 26, 2005
A socially-impaired individual, particularly afraid of approaching and engaging in conversation with women he's attracted by; a wimp, wussy, lovable loser, chump, man lacking personality and social skills, very attached to the outcome of a pick-up attempt.
Donovan is such a chode, standing there with his drink, he should just go talk to those girls.
Don't be a chode, be a champ.
Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.
Don't be a chode, be a champ.
Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.
by Thracius April 5, 2009
A name for a person who bursts into your conversations with really hot women. He first punches you extremely hard in the shoulder, trying to seem tough, and then expects you to introduce him to the fine lady your trying to bang. Then he says something to make him seem like hes interested in animals such as "hows your dog? did he recover from his broke paw i wrapped up?" Then the lady realizes how big of a douche chodely is and walks away.
You "So are you doing anything tonight?"
Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"
*Chodely punches you*
Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"
Lady "Bye."
Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"
You "Shut up Chodely."
Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"
*Chodely punches you*
Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"
Lady "Bye."
Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"
You "Shut up Chodely."
by Natty please? December 8, 2010