Occurs during anal sex when the male cums into a girls asshole as she excretes poo making a mixture that resembles a mince and cheese pie.
Tim told his girlfriend to take a shit before they had anal sex to avoid making a mince and cheese pie.
by Minceandcheesepiemaker September 15, 2017
When a male sticks his penis into a glory-hole, and the person on the other side inserts a toothpick into that mans urethra. They then get a cheese grater and grate the mans penis (length-wise) until they get back to the toothpick.
*Zack Efron inserts penis into glory-hole"
Zack Efron: "Do you want an Efron Cheese-pie?"
Man 1: "Yes, i do!"
*Inserts toothpick into Zach Efron's penis*
*Grates until he see's toothpick*
Zack Efron: "Wow, i sure needed that toothpick!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW"
Zack Efron: "Do you want an Efron Cheese-pie?"
Man 1: "Yes, i do!"
*Inserts toothpick into Zach Efron's penis*
*Grates until he see's toothpick*
Zack Efron: "Wow, i sure needed that toothpick!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW"
by Tsarinus Birch Nine December 29, 2011
by yeahdagdfda December 1, 2010
The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 13, 2015
by Mobsiboy June 20, 2023
A cream pie but with cheese
Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over
Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t
Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.
Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!
Then Becky dumped his ass
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over
Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t
Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.
Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!
Then Becky dumped his ass
by Boner boy June 28, 2020
When a guy doesn’t shower and has dick cheese and the cheese slides off his dick while sticking it into a vagina. Making it a cheese pie
by Cheese1master5000 February 16, 2021