One bad ass mutherfucker and French Horn Player. Don't even think about questioning his authority, even if you don't know him. He'll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of his patent leather shoes.

He's one of those guys who you just know could kick your ass. Physically, and mentally, without even giving it a second thought. To be a Chris Caldwell of the world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything, and everything. To know everything about the modern world, and to drop musical deuces on those who piss you off.
Band kid 1: "Is that Chris Caldwell?"
Band kid 2: "Holy shit it is, let's play our notes right or he'll pour hot water on our feet and beat our asses backstage."

Janitor: "Wow the grass on the marching field sure did spring up this year!"
Drum Major: "It's because Caldwell made everyone cry so much they irrigated that shit."
by TheSoulOfgenius October 6, 2012
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Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.
Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!
by thatquietkid June 16, 2010
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A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.
A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.'
I have no life, let's go hang out in Caldwell County.
by AZombieCupcake. August 13, 2011
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A person who goes AWOL for a long period of time and then appears surprisingly

Note: Could be related to bobby shmurda
Person 1: Yo, Person 2, have you seen Person 3? I haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2: Nah man, he's pulling a bobby caldwell on us he'll show up sooner or later.
Person 3: *shows up surprisingly* I guess you wonder where I've been
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I AM BETTER THAN YOU. SUBSCIBE TO MRFRENCHASIAN, MRBEAST, K1MI AND NEB. I AM RANGA THEY DO NOT HAVE SOULD THAT FAT KID LIED TO.
Jimmy Caldwell is superior to the mortal plane in every way shape and form and doesn't have dyslexia
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Alex Caldwell. i wouldn't even know how to explain her/him. they are automatically the best person you'll ever meet. she/he will change your life for the better. they will come into your life unexpectedly but for the better. they will teach you many new things. they are gorgeous people with beautiful souls. there are no words to perfectly describe this person, but if you ever get a chance tell them you love them. they are going to be your light in the dark, the shinning star in the black sky, the gold medal to your perfect 10.00 score
Alex Caldwell has changed my life for the better
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