Cli-mate

A combination of the words climate and primate to signify the primitive (primate like) views of the world climate situation. Instead of thinking for themselves, doing research or even investigating both sides of the story, these Cli-mates follow the new religion of environmentalism blindly based on falsified data from Climategate. Sadly, you cannot debate with Cli-mates about the issue despite various climate experts testifying that there is no “global warming”.

Jimmy - "Did you see that news story about how the scientists falsified data about global warming?" Timmy - "Yes, they are now calling it Climategate. It is a big conspiracy it seems. They are trying to create the biggest tax increase ever based on something that doesn't exist." Jimmy - "It is funny though how no U.S. media source is covering this. I only found it from a UK article online so all of the primitive minded people in US will still blindly follow the religion of environmentalism." Timmy - "Yep, those cli-mates will never change their views not matter what evidence is presented to them."

Cli-mate by archyis December 23, 2009

Mary Poppins Flaming Cli 

A "Cli" is when you tuck your man tackle out the back of your legs, put your knees together and it looks as though you are a Vagina man.
In 1978, a young lad from Invercargill (Peter Evans), while visiting students in Dunedin, took this a step further. He did a Cli while standing on the dining table at a party, while holding an open umbrella, then set fire to his pubic hair and jumped off the table, thus producing the first "Mary Poppins Flaming Cli".

He did a "Mary Poppins Flaming Cli" while jumping of the dining table.

Mary Poppins Flaming Cli by Pedro Poppins March 24, 2021

ti cli 

shorthand for touching cloth, a situation that rears its tommy turtle head when you cant reach the toilet on time

"Ooooh this coffee's gone straight through me, I'm ti cli guys"

ti cli by Piff February 20, 2005

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

Clip the Tard by will bitten September 18, 2016

Clitful Thinking 

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a woman lets her own sexual interest in someone strongly color her judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in her. It makes her interpret every gesture from her object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as dickful thinking if it's a man.

Her: "So my one night stand from 3 weeks ago hasn't called me, even though I gave him my number and my email. He didn't give me his real name or contact info, but he mentioned he was a professor, so I looked through the online faculty profiles of every university in 100 miles, and found his picture. I think he'd like to see me again but just lost my contact info. Should I email him at the work address I found on the faculty website, or just show up and surprise him after one of his classes? I think he'd like being surprised like that."

Friend: "No he wouldn't. That's a bunch of clitful thinking there - let it go."

Her: "Suzy hugged me last week, so she's definitely into me. Her husband isn't at the party, so I think I should try and make out with her."

Friend: "That's clitful thinking. She's not hitting on you."

Clitful Thinking by Mai Ainsel February 5, 2020

Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.

It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....

Clintonesque by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023