A man's penis that is small when flaccid but increases greatly in size when he gets an erection. This is usually large increase in relation to the flaccid size. A man with a flaccid penis of 3 inches may easily end up with an erect size of 6-8 inches.
by Orgy doctor August 20, 2007
a variation on the whole shaped bread product. often over sized bread rolls, breadcakes or baps. Or an undersized loaf. British use mainly.
by ghostly wanderer January 15, 2008
a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.
A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big
by wonderfool December 1, 2003
A ignorant southern asshole, who acts like and idiot and thinks he is the best at everything when in reality everyone is making fun of his dumbass behind his back.
by reticulated python September 6, 2008
A rare but steadily increasing subspecies of the Boomer generation, a Bloomer is a wholesome Boomer.
P1: "So, Uncle George posted about LGBTQ+ on Facebook-"
P2: "-Ugh... Boomers, am I right?"
P1: "No, George is a Bloomer! He was really supportive when Michelle came out to him last year."
P2: "-Ugh... Boomers, am I right?"
P1: "No, George is a Bloomer! He was really supportive when Michelle came out to him last year."
by jfyr3 May 20, 2020
Comes from Nex R’s song “Rate Bloomer”. This phrase refers to someone who was not liked or popular beforehand but is now the top dawg and is now someone that everybody likes and rates.
by yall cant handle this handle January 27, 2021
Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.
Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
by Doug Hightower September 4, 2005