2 definitions found
1. A large fish most commonly found in the kitchen.
2. A morbidly obese woman of African-American descent, exhibiting a rather masculine voice
1. A large fish most commonly found in the kitchen.
2. A morbidly obese woman of African-American descent, exhibiting a rather masculine voice
Dude, that bitch was a total bauer. Her tits were like two basketballs strung up on the hillside with dental floss.
Person 1 - "So didja catch anything?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, we were out rubbin' one off in the boat when a big bauer got caught up on one of the lines. Had to cut the jerk session short."
Person 1 - "So didja catch anything?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, we were out rubbin' one off in the boat when a big bauer got caught up on one of the lines. Had to cut the jerk session short."
by Shavonda March 6, 2005
adjective;
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers.
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers.
"fuck me jake, that weekend in Amsterdam was fucking BAUER!!!"
"are you up for the pub tonight? It's going to be pretty bauer"
"are you up for the pub tonight? It's going to be pretty bauer"
by Jerry. March 7, 2008
Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.
by Sara8 January 28, 2009
by #SquatLife June 19, 2019
To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge
by Ramon Salazar October 7, 2004
And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.
From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack November 10, 2004
being or the act of being a pussy
by syborg March 8, 2005