by Beaver Mandell December 24, 2002
"I'll tell you what you need is a fatty boom batty blunt, then you'll be seein' a sailboat, an ocean, and some of those mermaids doin that lesbian shit!"
-Jay, as played my Jason Mewes
-Jay, as played my Jason Mewes
by Double Threat January 16, 2004
n. A fatty boom batty is packing a fat lip of dip and being fratastic. Throwing in a fatty boom batty is a past-time assosciated with playing video games, watching tv, and in the scummiest cases...making out with a girl. Fatty boom battys are best when used with skoal mint, skoal straight, and bandits. The ultimate fatty boom batty is also known as the Civil War, preferrably with a full sample tin of skoal minter on the bottom and mint bandits on the upper. I t is not a fatty boom batty if you dip while beating off, then it is just dirty and scummy and for pussies not man enough to get on bitches with a true fatty boom batty in. If u want to be really fratty, then call it a fratty boom batty and pack 8-10 lippers a day.
by Mark Payne December 16, 2006
1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later.
by Mr.E.Man January 15, 2007
by alisha November 30, 2002
get blood on 106 & a park cwip on clop no cap fr i get busy like dat, imma get dread dragon to eat you
basically when that nigga goofy limbs look up, he gains the power to grow an even longer flat top! thus, beep bop beep bop boop bang bang bow bow bing batti boom boomalashaka-khan
by alias-victailias April 11, 2022
1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later. "
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later. "
by Mr.E.Man January 12, 2007