Luis Bartell

A real nigga who is the best at everything formed by matter in all reality and time

"Luis Bartell is the GOAT "

by Luisotb April 9, 2018

luis bartell

A real nigga who is the best to exist in all time and space through the multiverse

Luis Bartell is the GOAT

by Luisotb April 9, 2018

tristan bartels

an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob

a virgin if ive ever saw one.

tristan bartels is lowkey a bitch

by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022

Hayden Bartels

red curly hair. real sexy. pulls all the girls at SEB. he is very hot

hayden bartels has unlimited rizz

by thing 5 February 22, 2023

Turner Bartels k-8

Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!

I hate Turner Bartels k-8

by Bo111 February 13, 2018

Shanah bartels money

It's a noun. Always, ALWAYS to be spent on Josh Maloney

Shanah bartels money was spent on Josh because she is a nice person

by Spend your money on me May 29, 2018

Ryan Bartell

Amazing man that will seem less than, but will surprise you every time a problem arises. A man with more trades and skills than he will announce or even know himself, until a situation presents itself. Do not under estimate this man!

They thought they saw a God, but it was mearly a man named Ryan Bartell

by David and Goliathh December 1, 2021