A college-level class that isn't really that hard but requires you to memorize a shitload of information for the AP test. It's a good class if you actually want to study biology in college.
AP Biology stole my friends, my social life, and my girlfriend. But now I don't have to pay $700 to take the class in college!
by notlong March 24, 2010
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Makes Chemistry CP and Biology CP seem like fun, little, baby classes. Questions every fundamental principle and makes it 1,000,000 x harder than it already is. Boring unless you care about WHY and HOW everything in the world is. Is still way more fun than Math, Physics (CP Physics is still more challenging than AP Bio...that's how bad Physics is...), and Chem AP...but way worse than AP Social Sciences and Languages...
Bob: Yo man, you heading to AP Biology?
Joe: No, I gave up on the class. I'm just going to AP Euro so I can get an easy A.
Bob: What do you have in AP Biology?
Joe: Like a 62 percent...I had 100 percent in CP Bio...and I have like a 97 percent in AP Euro. I wish I didn't take AP Biology.
by lolworthy134 February 18, 2012
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A pretty easy class, taken by mostly seniors, a couple juniors and one or two sophomore(s). There's a LOT of reading, though, the class comes along with a 2000-page Campbell's book that probably weighs more than that sophomore in the class. There's a lot of busy work in the class that people copy from the Internet anyways. The tests aren't too bad, most are common sense but due to the fact that the class average is a 54%, the curve is really generous. AP Bio used to require one to have the memorization skills of a computer but due to the changes this year the only thing required is to have practical skills in science.
Kid 1: Hey what did you get on the AP Biology test?
Kid 2: I got a D but the curve rounded it up to a B.
Kid 1: Alright, high five! *slap*
by Asian Abomination December 31, 2013
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A relatively easy class with lots of material to cover. If you are good at memorizing lots of facts, then you should get an A in the class and pass the exam in May. The best students get between A's and C's on their tests, while everybody else fails, even with the curve. The teacher will either suck and teach you right, or be pretty awesome and not know more about it than you do.
AP Student 1: What did you get on the last AP Biology test?
AP Student 2: I failed it...
AP Student 1: Oh, well I got 100% on it because of the curve.
AP Student 2: It was curved?
by Asian Nerd December 4, 2011
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A time consuming, yet easily memorized class that creates a lasting impression on the student. The class is filled with minutia and bio jokes. The AP Exam is laughably easy and is an insult to the intelligence of all AP Biology students.
AP Biology joke: "What came first? The ATP or oxidative phosphorylation?"
by Semplase November 14, 2006
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A soul crushing, black hole of doom. It will leave you feeling empty and sleepless. DO NOT TAKE THE CLASS. YOU WILL DIE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
by Bill Buttlicker8675389 May 6, 2016
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So here a lil rap what us bio-players like to say:

ap biology with campbell and reece

say its not bad but it makes me weeze

enrich ur brain, make the cerebellum fine
learning atoms and evolution, now dont whine
cuz in the end when u get a 5
the colleges gonna say gosh s/he fine
man that antoinette sure does know her loop of henle & she got acronyms for the kreb cycle like, all children in kenya see super flying monkeys often, but god she pulled another all nighter, well thats what she gets for taking the AP bio class.
by bio biotch May 1, 2005
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