alfon

The biggest simp of them all. An actual fucking retard. Jk, pretty cute.

Saw a big fucking simp today, i think its Alfon

by Ibzen February 18, 2020

Alfons

Alfons is a man who can’t live without a Tindra and is a king

“Wow isn’t that Alfons? I wonder where Tindra is then”

by tindrus November 7, 2023

Alfons

A very sexy man, who everybody loves. He is super honest and super good looking, he smells like strawberrys and hes got an giant cock. He is a very lucky man and all the ladys love him.

Man you got a giant cock you are really a Alfons

by AIphaMaIe February 3, 2022