An Ahren is a guy who doesn’t show up when he needs to or when he has a big opportunity, expecting everyone and everything to come to him. A guy with an unearned superiority complex. So to “Pull an Ahren” is to basically to not show up and execute a task for an opportunity the person probably didn’t deserve to begin with.
His mom gave him the job with no qualifications and he didn’t show up for three days. He’s totally pulling an Ahren .
by WrestleFan109 February 4, 2020
That racist racist mand is acting like a complete Ahren Shaufl. He Doesn't like minorities. We don't like him.
by LofanDaSavage April 18, 2019
“Ahren” was a famous German philosopher than famously didn’t shower. “A smelly Ahren” would be failing to shower to the point of unbearable stench.
by John “Wee Mad Yin” Paul December 1, 2020
andrew ahrens is fucking crazy.
by analcactus103 March 12, 2016
A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.
Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.
by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019