The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).
I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.
by Big Jim 624 September 4, 2007
Your girlfriend's ring-piece is like a 9 volt battery. You spend too long looking at it and you're going to want to stick your tongue on it.
by RoryGalway February 12, 2010
Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test
Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross
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Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross
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by tonyrums December 9, 2009
When you're walking down the street and you see a chick with some rockin tits that literally make you turn your head and consider walking behind her just in case you get another glimpse. Those tits are 9 Volts.
She looked totally flat but when she took her shirt off all of a sudden she had a perfect pair of 9 volts!
by taquitodefunk80085 September 13, 2009
the feeling you receive when licking a 9 volt battery is the same the kinda tingling feeling you get when licking the anus, hence the term '9 volting'.
by wild animal July 26, 2010
While licking an asshole the recitient issues a small fart resembling the tingle you get from a 9v battery
by Lucky Lucifer August 19, 2011
"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."
by Tirulian November 7, 2009