When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and he takes a large hoop earring, interests said earring in her butthole to make it gaping and then the male drops his balls into her butthole and removes the hoop earring for a tight fit of his balls in her butthole
by pattybey December 16, 2016
When you masturbate into your significant other's waiting hand, a huge turn-on for most
When your significant other lets you ejaculate into his or her hand, it is often cited as one of the greatest acts of affection your spouse can show you
When your significant other lets you ejaculate into his or her hand, it is often cited as one of the greatest acts of affection your spouse can show you
Dude #1: Dude, I pleased my girlfriend last night, and then she started jerking me off and it was really hot, but she didn't think I was enjoying it, so she stopped.
I told that I loved it and needed to release, otherwise I would get blue-balled; but she wasn't really in the mood after that. So she gave me a choice: go masturbate in the bathroom by myself or she would limply kiss me and cup her hand under my erect penis to catch my love juice.
I gave her some plastic wrap and she caught my jizz in her loving hand, preventing from it from going into my pants or on the carpet; it was a good night!
Dude #2: Holy shit dude, you're such a pimp, you totally just got to 5th Base! We need to celebrate, lemme buy you some Pop; you are a Man now.
I told that I loved it and needed to release, otherwise I would get blue-balled; but she wasn't really in the mood after that. So she gave me a choice: go masturbate in the bathroom by myself or she would limply kiss me and cup her hand under my erect penis to catch my love juice.
I gave her some plastic wrap and she caught my jizz in her loving hand, preventing from it from going into my pants or on the carpet; it was a good night!
Dude #2: Holy shit dude, you're such a pimp, you totally just got to 5th Base! We need to celebrate, lemme buy you some Pop; you are a Man now.
by anonymous365 January 4, 2009
by Good ole boy01 May 10, 2019
Anais: "Bib"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"
by Jaws on yo Baws March 3, 2021