May 5

It’s May 5 go up to your crush and ask for his hoodie🙃

Girl:”can I have your hoodie it’s may 5.”
Boy:”sure.”
Girl:”thanks”

by Cute girl555 October 31, 2019

May 5

This is National Grumio day, you have to bring your biggest spoon everywhere you go to show your support to Grumio.

Omg its May 5! Time to get my spoon.

by Anti404 January 13, 2022

May 5

When the best bad bich was born and it is the best cuz I was born AND that’s on PERIOD

Me im the bad bitch that was born on may 5 th thats on PERIODT

by Bad bich November 4, 2019

May 5

May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!

May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth

You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch

by Wearecoward October 19, 2019

May 5

National kiss your crush day.

Y/n: Hi.
Crush: Hello?
Y/n:”kisses them”
Crush: what are you doing?!
Y/n: It’s may 5!

by Strcastnckfkd January 30, 2022

May 5

Give your girlfriend hugs from behind😍Kiss and smack her ass🍑🤩

May 5 is a day were you do freaky stuff to your girlfriend

by lesbian shit May 4, 2019

May 5

National hug your bf/gf and tell them you love w

Person A “hey it’s May 5”

Person B *hugs* “ I love you”

by Jzvizna May 2, 2021