The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent
Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up
by Oobox July 11, 2006
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A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.
Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"
by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020
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