The auto-complete version of Water Waster. I'm not joking. This definition was created by Auto complete.
Guy 1: Hey, who's someone who wastes Water?
Guy 2: Water washer!
Guy 1: bruh stop speaking auto complete
Guy 2: Water washer!
Guy 1: bruh stop speaking auto complete
by Nekromancers March 1, 2020
When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe
by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023
When a man named John needs his cob washed he trusts nothing else. Even his one legged sister agrees.
by WillAustin8 November 9, 2023
A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
by Krazzy spazz February 25, 2012
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"
Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021
1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.
by Robyn Thorpe February 22, 2012
by Doobaloob January 14, 2017