by Gooske June 11, 2006
Get the Solar-Vet mug.Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
by El Conquistador July 2, 2023
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Get the Solar Plunk mug.It is a sacred and sovereign suprapolitical-spiritual unity of various territories, peoples and nations. Headed by the figure of the emperor, it has transcendental, metaphysical, mythical, aristocratic, political, warrior, symbolic, cultural and spiritual aspects. Its ingrained values are loyalty, fidelity, honor and glory.
by tradical July 1, 2023
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No one from Earth has achieved this yet.
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