Numpty

No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.

Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough

by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

NUMPTY

He is a Numpty

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Describes one who shows equal levels of sheer ignorance, annoyance, and raging stupidity at all fucking times.

People who have one too many shots of tequila can be described as a FUCK NUMPTY

by XOXONLYME March 12, 2018

Silly, annoying and weird all in one. Its a friendly insult that should be taken as a joke

Wow Will you're such a numpty😂

by Tanqueesha March 2, 2019

me: Luke you are a numpty
luke: ok

a potato headed fool, with no friends, who uses people to get his ends {away}

hip hop nasty nick

jake was a complete, numpty

by bgirl aero December 30, 2016

When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.

by Devyonite March 10, 2014