shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 9, 2021

squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 9, 2017

Spitting Diddlies

For friday, dude.

Hey me and wonk were spitting diddlies friday.

by Giddy tiddy August 26, 2021

Scum Diddly

Any branch of the Scrum Diddly franchise that is situated outside of Dun Laoghaire

Claudia: Man I could really go for a Scrum Diddly's right now, there's one in my local Penny's
Jamie: Don't do it dude! that's just a Scum Diddly's their Scrummy Tups are gross

by Mando Wando June 14, 2022

Diddly-Do December

Girls can finger/get fingered until they can’t stand no more okurrrrrr

Boy 1- “Yo,, it’s Diddly-Do December,, imma go finger her diddly do until my finger breaks”

Boy 2- “I’m gay so imma finger my ass hole”

by Devers November 4, 2019

done dog diddly done

A phrase similar to destroyed , ruined , wrecked, gg'd. Simply put, the "thing" the phrase is being directed to simply means it's done.

"look at this misses throwing up on george street, she's fucking done dog diddly done deaded

by supremelobsterr April 10, 2018

Diddly

Means "nothing "

It means diddly to me.

by rafael e Reyes December 3, 2022