Jessica

Jessica is an insanely gorgeous girl. She is kind and super sweet but it down to kill someone for you. She is gorgeous inside and out. And you never ever want to see her sad. You better put your life on the line for her because she is very much worth it. Keep her very close. She is an AMAZING best friend who takes care of you when your sick or sad. She is a great person to vent to. If you ever meet a Jessica keep her close. ALSO SHE IS SUPER THICCC

Hailey: “Bb I’m sad”
Jessica: “Who do I need to beat up”
OR...
“You are super gorgeous and I love you :)”

by Halien 👽 November 2, 2019

Jessica

Pretty great at listening. Hard to have a bad time. Always fun to hang out with. Great driver even when texting. Incabable of storing any type of body heat. Pronounces pastel weird. Obessed with dinosaurs and comfy hoodies. Plays mostly support. Probably never gonna get out of archon; plays like an immortal. Eats like there's a famine. Mostly survives from multiple servings of take out. Goes great with sour cream, butter, and green onions. "I am an OK person," said by Jessica. Overall, would do it again.

Jessica, where are you going?
Did you use your clarity, Jessica?

by absenceofcolor February 7, 2023

Jessica

A beacon of negativity.

Welp, she's being a real jessica right now... she should be more like noah.

by Yellow1234 September 24, 2022

Jessica

Jessica a really cute girl. Usually she's dating a guy that is under her league. She's really nice Supportive and really good at drawing

Brad: Yo Jack heard you have a really cute girlfriend what's she like

Jack: Yeah she's a complete Jessica and I love her for it

by Jacko..........…......…. October 27, 2019

Jessica

A narssasitic bitch, that will manipulate you into feeling like dogshit because she's insecure about herself. Is always convinced she is the victim and people are out to get her. Takes it as a personal attack if your better then her at anything.

Person 1: who's that pick-me crying for attention

Person 2: that's just jessica fishing for compliments
Person 3: don't trust that bitch she'll stab you in the back

by Moody_shark February 22, 2023

Jessica

A pretty girl with a butt that’s almost as big are her personality. This is a woman that most guys can’t handle. They see her face and then her perfect teeth and don’t know how to handle it.

Guy 1: Damn, you see Jessica today?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean Jess Peach?
Guy 1: what’s with the Peach?
Guy 2: The booty man! Rumor is once you get a taste you be feelin fuzzy all over.

by CollegeBoy1 October 15, 2021

Jessica

The most beautiful girlfriend I could’ve ever asked for

Guy: Yo have u heard of jessica? She’s really pretty

Me: yeah that’s my girlfriend

by Jessicas girlfriend June 21, 2021