This poor boy's mom hates him so much he is a living target. This person has a crazy life and his life is never uneventful.
He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.
A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.
He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.
A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.
Man life is like a living hell, fells like I’m Knut Herman.
Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.
Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.
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by ThorXyourXGod February 25, 2021
Jade: did you see what herman did?
Becky: yea he killed your cat
Herman: NO I DIDN'T YOU FUCKING FEMALES
Becky: yea he killed your cat
Herman: NO I DIDN'T YOU FUCKING FEMALES
by jadeeechan December 31, 2022
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Yeah, a pejorative possessive term to indicate than a man belonged to a woman through the shackles of the matriarchal institution of marriage, whereby, even though a man was not intimately tied to the reproductive cycle he was forced to provide for the family materially while also being distanced from it emotionally and spatially by working outside the home.
Margaret: have you seen Catherine's Herman? He's quite the breadwinner, and keeps his distance from the children, quite the ideal money source.
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*
by bi613en May 21, 2023