A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.
That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.
by keepittea March 13, 2022
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A idiom which means trying to tilt coffee.
Guy: Let's Tilt the Coffee!
by ecks of dee August 11, 2018
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This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.
First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee
by MyComputerMan July 15, 2017
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hey look down below! it says buy a pussy flavored coffee mug! how odd...
some random gullible dude: :O a pussy flavored coffee mug! how awesome!!

free money am i right
by Dragons Breath May 12, 2022
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Damn girl...u a dime but those giant coffee saucer nipples mad me lose my hardon
by bobby broheezy December 6, 2009
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You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.

P.s.
You're a vampire.
by PrincessPea04 December 9, 2019
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A "Coffee Chick" is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. Such as your private sex life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. Your girlfriend's Coffee Chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.

The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.

A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
Coffe Chick: C'mon... Tell me. What happened with John last night?!

Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.

Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!

Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.

Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.

Mary: I know. *chuckles.

Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!

They both break out in laughter.
by KoRnMeal;( July 11, 2012
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