When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.
I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.
by JRdanbury February 19, 2019
Dan Cronin is the hokage of the village hidden in the leafes he is the strongest ninja who has a large cock, Dan cronin is glamorous and is the hottest male in the world. Dan Cronins nemesis brandon beier is very weak and fears dan cronin.
Dan cronins Rasengan is so powerful it could destroy even the toughest of enemies
Dan cronins Rasengan is so powerful it could destroy even the toughest of enemies
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The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter
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When the female is giving a blowjob, and the male sticks his fingers up his ass and shoves the feces into her nose
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