Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

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Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 30, 2023

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Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 30, 2023

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