The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.
-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.
by DoodieHandler101 December 18, 2017
by Krawar September 4, 2021
Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."
by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020
by sonofallah June 16, 2018
Something that is ripe but to an infinite power. Something “dummy ripe” cannot be duplicated by anybody or anything else in its category. Something being called “dummy ripe” has reached maximum attractiveness, coolness, and greatness.
MS: “Hey who’s that chick over there?”
IS: Oh bro that’s Hannah Marin, she’s dummy ripe, anyone with her in her life is extremeley blessed.
IS: Oh bro that’s Hannah Marin, she’s dummy ripe, anyone with her in her life is extremeley blessed.
by ripe_ibra May 29, 2018
Very old.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...
by Mr.Popa'n'christep February 19, 2023
Ex: The consistency of Apple Sauce or a Fruit Gummy can often be described as "Ripely"
Not an Example: Apple Sauce is "Grainy"
Not an Example: Apple Sauce is "Grainy"
by Clippzz September 14, 2023