Fusion Relative

A family relation in which there are two relationships at the same time - examples would be if a man has a child with two sisters, those kids would be siblings and cousins at the same time. If a man has a child with a mother and her daughter (from another man) those two kids would be siblings and aunt-uncle/niece-nephew at the same time.
What do you mean Timmy is your fusion relative? He's your brother and your uncle at the same time? Dude take that to Jerry Springer.
by IcyHot September 24, 2015
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collateral relative

Sibling, pibling, nibling, grandpibling, grandnibling, great-grandpibling, great-grandnibling, great-great-grandpibling, great-great-grandnibling, great-great-great-grandpibling, great-great-great-grandnibling, cousin, first-cousin-once-removed, first-cousin-twice-removed, first-cousin-thrice-removed, first-cousin-four-times-removed, second-cousin, second-cousin-once-removed, second-cousin-twice-removed, second-cousin-thrice-removed, third-cousin, third-cousin-once-removed, third-cousin-twice-removed, fourth-cousin, fourth-cousin-once-removed, fifth-cousin, half-sibling, half-pibling, half-nibling, half-grandpibling, half-grandnibling, half-great-grandpibling, half-great-grandnibling, half-great-great-grandpibling, half-great-great-grandnibling, half-great-great-great-grandpibling, half-great-great-great-grandnibling, half-cousin, half-first-cousin-once-removed, half-first-cousin-twice-removed, half-first-cousin-thrice-removed, half-first-cousin-four-times-removed, double-cousin, double-first-cousin-once-removed, double-first-cousin-twice-removed, double-first-cousin-thrice-removed, double-first-cousin-four-times-removed and etc.
by MONJZWY June 14, 2023
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relatively dumb bitch

a person who may or may not be acting like a bitch relative to the person assessing said bitch.
"She is such a dumb bitch!"

"Well, not really, because being a bitch is relative. Relative bitch. Relative asshole. Relative abuse. It's all relative."

"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."
by Chris Noel July 31, 2020
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Part Time Relatives

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays
Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives
by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016
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Multiuniversal Relative

A relative or other relatives that are in different universes.
The developers at Deadpoint Interactive, a Roblox game development group, said that the main character for Doctor, a Manhunt-like game, and Eric, the protagonist of Bloodwood, are multiuniversal relatives.
by ballsack doodoofart July 12, 2023
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Rel

1. Rel is a word that would most commonly be used as a way of laughing or agreeing with something.

2. It is also a way to identify something as real.
1. "that joke was funny rel"
2. "that's super rel"
by z3ro_1112 February 04, 2024
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penis relative

A penis relative is a sibling connected to you only on the fathers side.
Karen’s not my full sister, she’s my penis relative
by the mooseman August 03, 2019
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