Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.

Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative

by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020

relative humidity

when someone is getting it on physically with one of their relative.

Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.

by aris00 September 9, 2011

Rel

A very handsome, wonderful, bursting with personality, kind, loving, hard-working, and the hottest person ever to be born. He is so kind of a king and has a big dick. We all love you Rel

Yo have u ever heard of this guy named Rel? YEAH HE HAS A NICE DICK

by Big Black Boom Boom September 12, 2022

relative dime

When a person is relatively a 10/10 in relation to their surroundings but would otherwise be much less than a 10.

"Foo, she ugly." "Yeah but imma take her to Vernon and Fuck her there, relative dimes brother." "Oh shit, yeah!"

by Crastor April 25, 2014

<.7.9.7.6.>Level (7) With Me Is About Writing Physical Caption On Relative's Photos<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Level (7) With Me Is About Writing Physical Caption On Relative's Photos<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

relatives with benefits

Related individuals with some degree of romantic involvement, whether formal or informal like the term "friends with benefits"

Uncle Paul: "Damn, my niece lookin like a snack"
Meemaw Margaret: "Please say that you and Courtney aren't relatives with benefits"

by Medium Salsa May 8, 2017

open rels

Short hand for open relationship. East coast terminology

Guy 1: Thought you already had a bae, what'r you doin with this thot?
Guy 2: Open Rels brah.
Guy 1: I'll be hoppin on your gf den~
Guy 2:Good luck. Open rels brah.

by conanbdetective January 31, 2017