Relative Zone

When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.

Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.

True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.

by CptArgentina March 28, 2016

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Trash Relativity

This term is used to describe the common mentality, usually held by mildly trashy people, that everyone trashier than them is indeed trashy but they fail to recognize their own trashiness.

I'm going to burn this plastic in a barrel behind my house.

That's trashy.

I know I'm not trashy. People in the ghetto are trashy

You have a case of trash relativity my friend.

You really shouldn't walk over furniture like that.

Why?

It ruins the furniture over time and it's trashy

Omg It's not trashy

by Bigbilldoyle July 22, 2019

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relatives of consanguinity of straight line

mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child

father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm

parent: mother or father

grandmother: parent’s mother

grandfather: parent’s father

grandparent: parent’s parent

great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother

great-grandfather: grandparent’s father

great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent

great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father

great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent

great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father

great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent

daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents

son: boy or man in relation to her parents

child: person in relation to her parents

granddaughter: child’s daughter

grandson: child’s son

grandchild: child’s child

great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter

great-grandson: grandchild’s son

great-grandchild: grandchild’s child

great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son

great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child

great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son

great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child

I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

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