a type of battle stick made from a long cardboard roll, newspaper, and green duct tape with a significant grip. Before using in battle, one must rub the sweet spot of the stick on or in the quim of an elderly woman.
noun, adj.
noun, adj.
by Hot stick February 24, 2005
This is a universal turn-of-phrase that I came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength to strength in our local community.
This can be used as either a good or a bad thing to replace other phrases, or even both in the same line. Can be used in a huge variety of applications...
Note: This does not literally mean "vagina my penis"
This can be used as either a good or a bad thing to replace other phrases, or even both in the same line. Can be used in a huge variety of applications...
Note: This does not literally mean "vagina my penis"
BAD: "You're really starting to Quim my Schlong"
GOOD: "hey, see that girl over there, she's really Quimming my Schlong"
CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN ONE THING: "If your keep quimming my schlong, I'm gonna come over there and fucking Quim your Schlong!!!"
"You're quimming my schlong in all the wrong ways"
GOOD: "hey, see that girl over there, she's really Quimming my Schlong"
CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN ONE THING: "If your keep quimming my schlong, I'm gonna come over there and fucking Quim your Schlong!!!"
"You're quimming my schlong in all the wrong ways"
by Martin Summerfield December 13, 2005
Description of the furious and enraged state of a woman when she can't get her own way
Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"
Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
by Burning blue soul March 1, 2017
When you go to shake a females hand but she goes in for a hug and you accidentally tickle her minge.
by FannyMallet81 January 28, 2022
by hrefivjghruijofkj are March 24, 2023
The professor was speaking about sexual transmitted diseases during the Dark Ages and used the word Quim. A student interrupted asking for the definition and another student shouted out, "man I knew you were a virgin, it means pussy!"
by mia.dancer August 27, 2022
Quim is historically associated with British slang, where it has functioned as a misogynistic slur, much like the c-word or p-word. Because it has been used to reduce a woman to her genitalia (and to liken a man to female genitalia), quim is not only vulgar but also sexist.
by Blair Waldorf XOXO September 28, 2021