Chipotle

the spiritual haven that you reach when you become one with the burrito and have finally reached a point in your life when you feel complete. When you take a bite of that burrito and finally you have reached nirvana

I finally reached Chipotle

by soyuz October 12, 2018

Chipotle

A swear word usually used by Latvian people.

"Zandart , tu jobanais chipotle"

by Zandartavardukrajums August 6, 2018

Chipotle

The only store with someone who asks you if you wanted mustard with your drink

Guy: hey can I have a medium drink?
Chipotle worker: want mustard on that?
Guy: ?

by Big docked man August 18, 2019

Chipotle

Chipotle is a mexican restaurant. I've actually never been there but apparently it's super good. I mean all the basic hoes love it. It's loved by many and tbh is overrated.

"Omg I love Chipotle. Chipotle is ma liiiife!"

by Tayliss the maker November 12, 2018

chipotle

the place to get infinite diarrhea with just one bowl

jake: yo i CANT go to school tommorow. what should i do?
max: just go to chipotle.

by 73cut June 22, 2020

Chipotle

Wanting to have sex with your teacher/professor

Professor, my chipotle is ready, can I go get it?

Class Dismissed.

by Ausomefire September 20, 2023

Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015