Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
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Static Personal AI (SPA): A type of artificial intelligence that is trained to understand and respond to the interests, preferences, and behaviour patterns of its user, but does not adapt or change its personality over time.
The user was pleased with the Static Personal AI, as it was able to provide relevant advice and recommendations based on their interests without needing to be retrained over time.
by Phieyl February 1, 2023
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To cause trouble or beef.
“Don’t start none, won’t be none.”
“If you don’t start no static, there won’t be none. And I don’t have to put you on the run.”
by NJSDEF July 9, 2019
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to be or to appear very attractive and stiffy
damn that girl over there is looking mad static
by floppy slippers April 5, 2016
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Static is when someone gives another person a dirty look, they want static, they want drama, static is just a look a person gives another person as if they want something from that person
Melissa: “aye yo Judith giving u static

Amanda: “if Judith wants static she can have it”
by yeaboi772 April 8, 2019
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Gay filthy monkey who loves sexually harassing 16 year olds
"Static SA'd me"
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Static. If someone is staring at you you would look and say/yell STATIC
Creepy guy: *stares*
You:STATIC

your friend:what a weirdo
by Itx_.tae December 30, 2019
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