A joe is a jackass and will trick you into loving him then you become enemies and joe ruins your life! FUCK YOU JOE
by FuckPeople January 02, 2019

“hey what’s your name?”
“my names Joe”
“i now have instant automatic permission to slap you across the face so hard that you go into a 700 month coma.”
“my names Joe”
“i now have instant automatic permission to slap you across the face so hard that you go into a 700 month coma.”
by Swaggy sweetcorn November 03, 2019

by Chane18 October 09, 2008

A Joe has a kind heart is loving and gives you the warmest hugs ever he cares about everyone else more than himself and everyone loves him so if you are going out with a Joe then you are in luck like me I love my boyfriend Joe
About the name Joe and about them
by Made by me 😍 March 02, 2016

by joesgirlfriend December 07, 2011

That, who is one of the human species. Usually male, but at times may be in gay form, a "Joe" has curly jew-fro like hair but changes it to straight in so called gay forms. There are many variations to the "Joe Look". One may find one with just a simple plain white T, jeans, a guitar w/ strap, and sandals (Aka the Jack Johnson). One unmistakable, physical feature that will always be found on a Joe is a pair of hipster glasses, this adds the finishing touches onto his carefree, laid-back, whatever personality. Behind all this, a Joe tries to hide a very sensitive alternate ego, because it contradicts with who he wants to be, so he tries to act like a badass. Be aware that a Joe smokes a heavy amount of pot, and then reacts in the form of talking in freestyles while imitating the band Incubus.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Haha, yeah man, he was totally cheeched.
Person 3: Hey guys, where is he? I didn't see him!
Person 1: Sorry man, you missed the Joe...
Person 2: Haha, yeah man, he was totally cheeched.
Person 3: Hey guys, where is he? I didn't see him!
Person 1: Sorry man, you missed the Joe...
by Dr. Rango July 01, 2011
