touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

"you're so touched she ghosted you"

by paxrox December 6, 2021

“Hidin' from me, throwin' dirt on my name
You gon' fuck around, get your homeboy touched” - Nav, Run It Up ft. Pop Smoke

To say you got touched is to say you got ripped off.

Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?

Tom: $150 each for 3

Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!

by SpaghettiBetty June 2, 2022

Meaning as you finna get handled by these hands my momma, father, & god gave me cuz I ain’t use these hands in a while

Nigga-“You ain’t gonna do shit”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched”

by King_Chaice October 31, 2023

When you fingerin a girl so good! Just like Sammy Jackson. Aka Samuel Jackson

“ gave dat bitch the Sammy’s Touch”

by Streetlyfe1billion January 7, 2021