Vegetarian

i. A fabulous excuse one comes up with so that one does not have to undergo the act of consuming unpleasant meats.

i. Uncle Bill: Hello there, young lass! Would you care to sample some of my quality, month old haggis?

Omnivore: Oh! Er -- no thanks.

Uncle Bill: But why, Lass?

Omnivore: That would be because... er... I am a vegetarian!

by oha-lucky September 9, 2007

Vegetarian

A person who only consumes natural intoxicants, such as cannabis, salvia or mushrooms but will not touch synthetic drugs such as LSD or ecstasy.

"Man, I was so out of it last night."
"Really, on beans?"
"Nah, I'm a vegetarian, y'should know that, I jus' blazed."

by Vehementi Dominus January 30, 2009

Vegetarian

Someone who instead of eating meat, substitutes with other kinds of foods. The term is commonly misused and mistaken for vegan. A vegan is someone that doesn't eat, drink or wear anything that comes from an animal.

It would sure suck being a vegetarian on Thanksgiving.

by Gary Destruction July 15, 2003

Vegetarian

one who smokes only Marijuana and nothing else, none of those othe drugs, fuck that shit, that shit is bad for you

Q:want some crack, get you high?

A: nah man, i'm strictly vegetarian

by Toekzy McVeigh December 15, 2004

Vegetarian

"Vegetarian," in a lesser-known sense of the word, refers to an ethnicity. Like other more commonly acknowledged minority groups, vegetarians are united by certain elements in their physical makeup (in this case, a general insufficiency of nutrients, such as iron and protein), and a shared heritage (vegetarians commonly view non-meat-eaters as their forefathers). Vegetarian, like, for example, "hispanic," refers to a large group of people who share a similar outlook on the world; this concept of possessing a common perspective is characteristic of ethnic groups. While members of other ethnic groups may share commonalities such as skin color and language, vegetarians share more internal commonalities, like the absence of certain foods being digested within their bodies.

Taken from the 2020 Census:

Please indicate your ethnicity using the options below.
- Hispanic
- Non-Hispanic
- Vegetarian

by AvocadosLiveInFrance November 3, 2011

Vegetarians

Those really long tubes doctors use to flush out vaginas.

Doucher #1: "I'm not even sure they know what vegetarians are around here."

Response: Aren't vegetarians those really long tubes doctors use to flush out vaginas?

by Dr. Bob Loblaw April 8, 2011

Vegetarian

Old slang term for the village idiot who could not fish, hunt, or ride.

Jimmy: "Hey Sally you want some of my steak?"

Sally: "OH MY GAWD! Are you serious?! I'm a vegetarian!"

Jimmy: "Geez... Sorry. I thought you would like some meat for once - to stay healthy ya know?"

Sally: "I do not eat vegetables for my health! I do it for the health of the chickens!"

Jimmy: "Well I gotta tell ya, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"

Sally: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" <panic attack>

by Chriswfoster May 7, 2008