Erin: "I slipped on the ice back there"
Emily: "OMG! Are you OK?"
Erin: "Yeah I fell in the soft snow. Just a sauce accident. Only my ego was bruised"
Emily: "OMG! Are you OK?"
Erin: "Yeah I fell in the soft snow. Just a sauce accident. Only my ego was bruised"
by Renegade geek August 26, 2023
small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!
my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!
by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017
A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
Morgan had such a dramatic accident when a bee stung her just as holy water touched her skin. She screamed so loudly!!
by Sarcia26 January 30, 2020
1. you made an accident and you are happy with it
2. your parents accidentally created you and they don't want you. But you're still happily depressed.
2. your parents accidentally created you and they don't want you. But you're still happily depressed.
1. person 1: oh shit, i made a mistake but I'm fine with it.
person 2: then you made a happy little accident
2. mother: we created you when we were drunk and having sex
father: you're an orphan we don't want you.
you: fine...then I'm a happy little accident.
person 2: then you made a happy little accident
2. mother: we created you when we were drunk and having sex
father: you're an orphan we don't want you.
you: fine...then I'm a happy little accident.
by La Thunderbird April 23, 2022
Im so sorry. It wasn’t my fault. He framed me i swear. The only evidence was the photo THEY took. it didn’t prove anything. IM SO SORRY.
by ihavemixedopinionsonminorities April 16, 2022
by validators December 13, 2021