waking up at buttfuck

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.

We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017

President St. buttfuck

noun
plural: President St. buttfucks

1. a daily traffic jam in Baltimore, Maryland heading south into downtown from the interstate

2. anal sex that occurs anywhere along the President St. corridor in Baltimore, Maryland

There are ways around the President St. buttfuck, but most people never learn.

by highlandtownman February 13, 2016

Buttfuck middle of nowhere

Where you are when you're lost, but you've found a town.

"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"

by Bendio October 24, 2008

100% BUTTFUCK INSANE

Dan Aykroyd

Dan aykroyd is 100% buttfuck insane.

by Dan Aykroyd November 26, 2020

National Buttfuck Day

Buttfuck your friend really hard until they scream.
If someone cums then they're gay.
The day is on April 17th

He likes National Buttfuck Day

by graesenpeeford March 17, 2021

Buttfuck a baby duck

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.

That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.

by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009

Holy buttfuck cakes

When a girl you think doesn't have big boobs, and then takes off her bra and has huge boobs

Brittany, the school nerd that I saw at a pool, and she has holy buttfuck cakes.

by Motherfucking 1 bitch April 12, 2015