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Dirty Bun Topper 

The act of ejaculating into a woman, inserting a hot dog into the vagina, putting the hot on a bun, and forcing the woman to eat it.
I was hangin' out with my gal pal yesterday and she said she was hungry, so I gave her the ol' Dirty Bun Topper.

Texas Cake Topper 

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.
Texas Cake Topper by Macarper April 2, 2025

Keyboard Tapper 

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning
I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper
Keyboard Tapper by mangled August 9, 2021
A failed sac tap wear the victim gets hit in the mushroom tip as opposed to the sackeroo.

A witty response from the one receiving the tipper is: "You hit the chicken but not the eggs."
Hitting your buddy who's going commando normally leads to a tipper and not a sac tap.
Tipper by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

The Asian Shaft Tipper

It is the asian equivalence of "raw doggin it" , it is when the shaft is covered but the tip is not.
Tim: i totally raw dogged that shit last night
Ace(Asian):yeah i totally pull the asian shaft tipper in that shit last night as well.
The Asian Shaft Tipper by SkyDragon September 12, 2009

tard tapper 

one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.
Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.
tard tapper by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008