Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.

You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".

by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023

topper

Topper is another word for a girl who goes around running top (giving head/sucking dick). This term is mainly used in Toronto.

Guy- Yeo fahm, you kno that girl tina?
Guy #2- YEAHH FAHM! I heard she's a topper!

by dont_worrrrrryyyyyyy May 26, 2017

Shirt Topper

When someone tops shirts.

“Did you hear about that bitch Madolyn? She’s such a shirt topper🙄”

by Jwilly38 May 25, 2023

Subject topper

Topper in that particular subject. The student who scored the most in that subject compared to all other kids

Shaurya was the English subject topper in her school

by Smolkitty June 23, 2023

titty topper

Another word for nipple

She got huge ass titty toppers

by Gabe owner February 4, 2015

lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.

He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks

by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022