by StrNger May 6, 2018
by Hermannym May 25, 2022
Person 1: what happened here?
Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.
Person 1: where’s the front door?
Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.
Person 1: where’s the front door?
by Jen Bird October 3, 2023
To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth
"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.
by Olio bandito November 29, 2021
When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.
"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!
by ballsacklord November 15, 2021