Monopoly

The capitalism board game to ruin friendships so maybe this is why woman shouldn’t have ruin friendships for men also fuck woman monopoly I don’t wanna give you no extra 40$ for being a woman

Joey: Hey what should we play?
Mark: Let’s play monopoly
Carl: Ok
(2 years later)
Carl: yay I won how much has it been by the way?
Joey: 2 years
Mark: how tf has it been 2 years?!?!?!

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 24, 2022

Monopoly

A way to ruin any family connections and friendships

THAT MOTHERFUCKER OWES ME MONEY IN MONOPOLY

by Universe the madlad December 29, 2021

Monopoly

This word has two meanings.

1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service.
2. a long-ass game that ruins friendships.

To find other games that ruin friendships, see also Mario Party.

1. "his likely motive was to protect his regional monopoly on furs"
2. Person 1: Hey wanna play Monopoly?

P2: sure

(Two hours later)

P1: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!

by LazyLuna February 1, 2017

Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.

Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY

by PUNCH-OUT!!! June 26, 2023

Monopoly

1. One business ruling over another in a category.

2. A game that ruins relationships.

'Son: Where's mom and dad?'
'Daughter: Playing Monopoly.'
'Son: I'll start packing...'

by Areyonga September 8, 2017

Monopoly

A board game created in 1935. It is most commonly know for a long ass time to finish. While the game uses fictional money it, in no ways, prepares you for the out side world. It is seconded only by uno in tearing apart the very fabric of friendship and families. It also changes its look more often then the president dyes his hair. Some times it's Disney themed and other times you are trying to take over the known world or like New Jersy. The board game doesn't even have that great of roots as it is based off a city in the Garden State. ITS BASSED OFF A DRY CITY, THAT MEANS NO FRICKING ALCHOL. Most adults find it impossible to play a full game of Monopoly with out alchol. The game also uses small metal game pieces, you know those things that are always taken out of people in Greys Anatomy? It's those.

"Hey do you want to play Monopoly? "

"Oh, hell no. "

by Willywonnka October 13, 2017

Monopoly

A big company I don't like.

The school system has a monopoly on fuckwits.

by bakedkookies November 4, 2019